SMSes sent by my friends
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1. Kisi mahaan hasti ne kha hai:
Aurat ki aadhi jindagi husband ki talaash me, aut baqi aadhi us ke talaashi me guzar jati hai.
(And many said men cannot understand women?)
2. The Best relationship is nt d 1 which is free frm problems n misundstg. It's d 1 where 1 sorry n smile can mk everythng perfect as before...............
(Is that so simple?)
3. Zindagi vich SIMRAN di mithas rahe,
Apne SATGUR te pura vishwas rahe,
Kehnnu ta dukha di nagri hai ae zindagi,
par khushi naal kat jave je "WAHEGURU" da sath rahe.
4. Kahte hai accha dost maths ke zero jaisa hota hai, jiski waise to koi keemat nahi hoti hai,
Par wo jiske sath jud jaye uski kimal 10 guna bad jati hai.
5. God's blessings come as a surprise but, how much u receive depends on how much ur heart believes! May u b blessed beyond ur expectation.
6. In this Era of E-mail, E-paper, E-recharge, E-transfer, E-commerce
Let's not 4get "E-eshwar" (God) who makes E-verything E-asy 4 E-very1 E-veryday
7. Relation is when someone hurts you, you don't hurt back...
When someone shouts at you, You don't shout back...
But wehn someone needs you, You alwyz come back...
8. MAN in GOD's shop- Wat do you sell??
GOD- Whatever ur heart desires
Man-I want success & happiness..?
GOD smiled- I sell only seeds, not fruits
9. Hsbnd- Judge sahab mujhe talaq chahiye,
Pichle 1 saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki hai,
Judge- Ek baar fir se soch le,
aisi biwi kismat se milti hai.
10. Award winnin poster:
Showin a fish caught on a hook & the caption read:
"Even a fish would stay out of trouble if it would have kept its mouth shut"
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1. Kisi mahaan hasti ne kha hai:
Aurat ki aadhi jindagi husband ki talaash me, aut baqi aadhi us ke talaashi me guzar jati hai.
(And many said men cannot understand women?)
2. The Best relationship is nt d 1 which is free frm problems n misundstg. It's d 1 where 1 sorry n smile can mk everythng perfect as before...............
(Is that so simple?)
3. Zindagi vich SIMRAN di mithas rahe,
Apne SATGUR te pura vishwas rahe,
Kehnnu ta dukha di nagri hai ae zindagi,
par khushi naal kat jave je "WAHEGURU" da sath rahe.
4. Kahte hai accha dost maths ke zero jaisa hota hai, jiski waise to koi keemat nahi hoti hai,
Par wo jiske sath jud jaye uski kimal 10 guna bad jati hai.
5. God's blessings come as a surprise but, how much u receive depends on how much ur heart believes! May u b blessed beyond ur expectation.
6. In this Era of E-mail, E-paper, E-recharge, E-transfer, E-commerce
Let's not 4get "E-eshwar" (God) who makes E-verything E-asy 4 E-very1 E-veryday
7. Relation is when someone hurts you, you don't hurt back...
When someone shouts at you, You don't shout back...
But wehn someone needs you, You alwyz come back...
8. MAN in GOD's shop- Wat do you sell??
GOD- Whatever ur heart desires
Man-I want success & happiness..?
GOD smiled- I sell only seeds, not fruits
9. Hsbnd- Judge sahab mujhe talaq chahiye,
Pichle 1 saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki hai,
Judge- Ek baar fir se soch le,
aisi biwi kismat se milti hai.
10. Award winnin poster:
Showin a fish caught on a hook & the caption read:
"Even a fish would stay out of trouble if it would have kept its mouth shut"
