Saturday 17 July 2010

SMSes flow

Often when we lose all hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, 'Relax Sweet Heart, it's just a bend!' not the end.
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smtmz smthn hppns 2 us,
we know that they are fine but v call and ask 'Abe kaisa hai'
V know that v cannnot be forgotten but v use to say 'Bhul gya na mko'
V knw that dey cant go without us but v say 'Mere liye rukna'
V knw that they canot fnsh al stuff without us but v say 'mere liye bhi bachana'
V knw that they will share everything wid us but v say 'mere ko ni btaena na'
V knw tht they are wid us in evry prob but v ask 'mere sth dega na'
V knw it's impsble 2 surviv without them but v say 'kbhi baat mat karna mjhse'
they are the best part of our life....they are friends
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For all my dear married friends.....
Love is holding hands in the street, marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant, marriage is a take home packet.
Love is watching movie on a sofa, marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Loving is talking about having children, marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to be early, marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is losing yr appetite, marriage is losing yr figure.
TV has no place in luv, marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws, marriage is "don't you think you've had enough!"
Conclusion: "Love is blind, marriage is an eye-opener!" Take care.
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Awesome reality: "If 1day we r put to exchange all our troubles across d table, after few moments each one would silently take his own and leave the place.
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Evry man needs a wife. Do u knw y...?
Coz dere r a number of things dat go wrong in lyf & 4 evrything we can't blame God or the Government.
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A short and true message for Life.......Care should be in heart and not in words...! Anger shud be in words but not in hearts.. but nw a days both r effective in vice versa condition.
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A true friend is life d best book, somtime d covr may not be elegant bt d contents r like bars of gold dat u can treasure 4 a lifetime.
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Santa: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaaye to usi doctor se shaadi kar lena
Biwe: Aisa kyun keh rahe ho?
Santa: To kya doctor ko maaf kar dun.
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Never blame any frnds in ur life. Gud frnds giv u happiness; bad frnds giv u experience; worst frnds giv u a lesson; all r essential 4 life.
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A man to Santa; Aaoji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya
moral: Speak only when you feel yr words r better than ur silence.
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Husband: Ye kaisa khana banaya hai tumne "bilkul gobar jaisa?"
Wife: Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai...
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Wich line is usd very oftn when we r wid frnds?
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Haramkhoron Gali mat dena ghar se phone hai.
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"Girl"
A girl is like a bird....
God's most prettiest creation in the world...
The childhood of girls is their golden age.
After that, the world keeps them into beautiful cage..
This innoncent creature, looks like a fairy, who loses her feather when she marry..
She leads all her life in serving others.
She also has a heart, but no one bothers...
A dress of happiness & peasure she wears.
But in every corner, u find a girl shedding tears...

Moral: Give girls the respect they deserve...
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